A man goes to his doctor and is dismayed to learn he has a bad case of Bert and Ernie. “Oh no,” he replies. “My Grandpa had that!” “Remember,” his doctor notes, “I am beautiful in every single way.” The exchange continues and makes about as much sense as an earlier one, in which Britney Spears, a janitor and a…
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Saint Rose Experiences: Host
Within my family and friends, I’ve always been the kid with two definitive traits; one being the “really skinny” kid. The other trait I’ve always possessed is that I am always willing to try something new. You could ask any one of my suitemates or my friends if this is true, they know I have zero shame or fear, which…